Today has been very exciting! As you know our team got its butts kicked at hide and seek by the muties. It’s just me, Sun-Sun, and Ike now. Anyway the bosses called Ike. They like talking to Ike. Ike says not to worry about them not calling me as much, they like me too. the bosses told him they have a new game for us! They had us picked up in a great big fly plane and had us jump out over some place that looked exactly like the place they picked us up in, but this place has buildings!
I love jumps like these. Sun-Sun doesn’t care for them though. He disliked open fields enough but on a jump there isn’t even any ground so he’s open on all sides! Very scary for him. But when we got to the ground there where some buildings and a ridge and he was the biggest scariest thing here. These are things that make old Sun-Shin very happy!
There was a new team here too! They look like they’re really good at hide and seek, which is really good cause it looks like that’s what we’re playing! I guess the bugs AND the muties are seeking and they already know where to look for us. That’s not fair! But yeah these guys look real good at hiding and seem at least a little happy to have us here. Which is good!
There are two space elves! One never got out of his Engel but i heard him a lot on phone. I guess he’s in charge? He seems very serious. I’ll have to try not to annoy him. Serious people get annoyed when i have too much fun. But this is his game so I’ll have to follow his rules. His name is Reza and he has a very nice voice. I bet he’s really pretty, his Engel sure is! I hope he’s not a jerk. Sometimes pretty boys are really nice at first but then get really mean when you don’t do what they want you to.
The other one is Akany and i know she’s really pretty for sure! It’s in that ‘I don’t wear makeup or dresses’ way but still! Girls like that are always good friends to have. They don’t normally care as much about shoes or boy bands so it can be hard to talk to them, but they never get mad at you for wearing a prettier dress to the dance and they scare jerk pretty boys and mean girls so much that if they’re around you don’t have to pull anyone’s hair or break their knees!
The two of them had Sun-Shin and I digging holes. I’m not really sure what they were for but Sun-Shin’s tongue was really handy for it! Akany was fixing something and i guess needed some help from one of the amy guys. They both got really upset. Something about being in the black? Is that a race thing or a sex thing? Probably sex cause they both got naked and started scrubbing right then and there! I think i saw some army guys pull out cameras…. Anyway it was all a good distraction, how long does it take bugs to fly here anyway?! Here i am with hours to kill and no hopscotch board!
At first the plan was to blow up the whole place, that sounded really fun! But they decided against that. The back up idea wasn’t bad though. Sun-Sun and I got buried, Just like at the beach! FUN! The bugs finally came and started poking the building Ike and some other teammates were hiding around, and Ike popped out and tagged one of em! YEAH! A big bug frisbee showed up so I got out of my hiding spot and got it with Sun-Shin’s paintball gun. Can’t let Ike get all the points! I think Reza was already on it though. Just to make sure i got the points I tagged it like, a bunch more times. I think Reza thought that was weird. Was that weird? Whatever, points.
I guess we can get out of here if we do a thing? And that thing needs a big D-Engine. So into the frisbee i go! Too bad there was only one big bug in it. Sun-Shin was really glad to get the taste of dirt out of his mouth! Not sure what’s going to happen next. I guess the muties are on the way, but that’s a few hours off and i am BORED!
I guess it’s given me some time to write this log though.
Tah tah for now!